This is a true story

Here are my kids, colouring, side-by-side, on a beautiful summer afternoon. There is photographic proof thereof, so I'm not making it up. It's almost too perfect.

But wait - there's yet another picture below, taken all of 30 seconds later and they're *still* happy, not fighting, not shredding paper, not tearing at each other's hair, not throwing markers, no, none of that kind of childish behaviour. Just colouring. Happily.

And that's where this happy story ends. I stopped taking pictures moments before the robots hit the ground and the marker tug-of-war began.